What is it with people so desperate to get to work on a Monday morning that they have to come speeding up behind you and sit on your arse?
Its Monday, I'm tired, I dont want to be up, the last thing I want is a knob like you winding me up.
Then you get someone who's more asleep than you who drives around bends & corners at 5mph, COME ON, Dont you realise the guy behind me is in a hurry?
Oh shit, theres Mrs Jazz, quick get past her before she realises shes in the wrong lane and cuts across, YES, she cut up Mr In a Rush.
Also, whats with this dumb b***h in the white Audi wearing sunglasses (that cloud is blinding you know), she comes around the round-a-bout , sees me about the pull out and stops in front of me. Dont stop in the middle of the roundabout dumbass. Then I get the boyfriend staring at me in the wing mirror. Yes I can see you prick, just realise you are the one being driven! Oh and to top it off, the 5mph corner, which prompts the funny face and slapping of the wrist.
Good morning everyone, arent you all glad its Monday?
Monday 21 May 2012
Thursday 17 May 2012
Been a While
Its been a while since I posted on here, but that doesnt mean I've had nothing to moan about. I have plenty, just most of the time too tired to bother. Its not just traffic either, I'm fighting this constant war with the idiots who cycle on the path up Duke Street or the muppets who think the 22 stone 6ft 2 bloke will disappear when they get to him.
I swear Mrs Jazz is driving a Fusion these days, it drives all over the place just like her and heads the same way up St Augustines (via the pavement).
The prize this week has to go to the prat in the BMW coming up Silver Road who thought the Silver Fiesta coming the other way was an illusion. I have no where to go you muppet, theres no point carrying on trying to squeeze your way past. Just effin wait! Nope, not gonna, instead he smashed his wing mirror on mine. Luckily mine didnt break, his did though, that will teach you.
Theres so many things to moan about, I need to start posting daily again.
I swear Mrs Jazz is driving a Fusion these days, it drives all over the place just like her and heads the same way up St Augustines (via the pavement).
The prize this week has to go to the prat in the BMW coming up Silver Road who thought the Silver Fiesta coming the other way was an illusion. I have no where to go you muppet, theres no point carrying on trying to squeeze your way past. Just effin wait! Nope, not gonna, instead he smashed his wing mirror on mine. Luckily mine didnt break, his did though, that will teach you.
Theres so many things to moan about, I need to start posting daily again.
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